"I intend to leave this life so shattered there better be a thousand separate heavens for all my flying parts"
I am I am I am
I took a deep breath and listened to the old brag of my heart

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tags → #pr 

"I was going to be a stand - up comedian."

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im on the phone with this boy nelson and i hung up on him because he was making fun of me and he called back and as soon as i picked up he said “listen here ya pansy” and i am laughing so hard there are tears send help

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tags → #p 

I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

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tags → #I cried 

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doggies doing some dog ritual


doggies doing some dog ritual


Look at these goofy goats

(Source: Yahoo! Japan)

I’m about to get booty pics from a guy with the fattest butt in the world B)

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I want to get so fucking drunk I forget everything and wake up in someone’s front lawn