"I was going to be a stand - up comedian."
im on the phone with this boy nelson and i hung up on him because he was making fun of me and he called back and as soon as i picked up he said “listen here ya pansy” and i am laughing so hard there are tears send help
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
doggies doing some dog ritual
I’m about to get booty pics from a guy with the fattest butt in the world B)
I want to get so fucking drunk I forget everything and wake up in someone’s front lawn